we're a plural system and we call ourselves the house. it's like we're roommates, but instead of living in the same house, we live in the same body. from our perspective, when you're talking to us, you're on the "front porch," and whoever's "fronting" is sitting there with you.

we call ourselves the house because that's how we conceptualize ourself. inside our head, there are doors that lead to rooms that serve different purposes. some of us practically live on the front porch, others aren't interested in porches, and others come and go.

generally, at any given time, there's 2-4 people who regularly come out to say hi, but there's still a full house inside. two (with caveats) of us are even part of the "house" itself.

we come from different places and have our own identities: names, ages, likes, things we're good at, behavior, etc. as such, we're a collection of people who take turns sharing physical existence.

collectively, we are:

  • neurodivergent
  • trans/nonbinary
  • queer
  • alterhuman

our vessel is 28 years old.

current front porchers


curious alien pixie grl

practical and self-assured, she tends the house garden.

  • pronouns: xe/xem/xer/xers/xerself or she/her/her/hers/herself
  • color: purple
  • creative nonfiction and genre fiction, editor of both
  • autistic, adhd, dyslexia
  • astrological sign: leo
  • flower: daisy, or maybe sunflower
  • bonus: it's pronounced like "juliette."



moody and creative, she's been writing on the porch.

  • pronouns: she/her
  • color: red
  • poet
  • autistic, adhd, bipolar
  • astrological sign: cancer
  • flower: rose


>:3 alien queen

dreamy and sharp all at once, she mostly whispers in maddy's ear through the window.

  • pronouns: she/her
  • color: cyan
  • muse
  • bipolar
  • astrological sign: leo
  • flower: oleander


french pull-apart monkey bread

he doesn't even go here.

  • pronouns: he/him
  • color: blood orange
  • strong masculine presence
  • his brain is broken but in a bad normal way
  • astrological sign: scorpio
  • flower: camellia sounds nice
  • bonus: it's michels all the way down.