we're a system named zpires. it's like we're roommates, but instead of living in the same apartment, we live in the same body. when you're talking to us, you're on the front porch, and whoever's "fronting" is sitting there with you.

we conceptualize ourselves as a house. there are doors that lead to rooms that serve different purposes. some of us practically live on the front porch, others aren't interested in porches, and others come and go.

generally, at any given time, there's 2-4 people who regularly come out to say hi, but there's still a full house inside. two (with caveats) of us are even part of the "house" itself.

we come from different places and have our own identities: names, ages, likes, things we're good at, behavior, etc. as such, we're a collection of people who take turns sharing physical existence.

collectively, we are:

  • neurodivergent
  • trans/nonbinary
  • queer
  • 28 yrs old
  • alterhuman

current front porchers


curious alien pixie grl

practical and self-assured, she tends the house garden.

  • pronouns: shi/hir (pronounced like she/her), she/her, and pix/pix/pix/pix/pixelf
  • color: purple
  • creative nonfiction and genre fiction, editor of both
  • autistic, adhd, dyslexia
  • astrological sign: leo
  • flower: daisy, or maybe sunflower
  • bonus: it's pronounced like "juliette."



moody and creative, she's been writing on the porch.

  • pronouns: she/her
  • color: red
  • poet
  • autistic, adhd, bipolar
  • astrological sign: cancer
  • flower: rose
  • bonus: she's dating teresa.


>:3 alien queen

dreamy and sharp all at once, she mostly whispers in maddy's ear through the window.

  • pronouns: she/her
  • color: cyan
  • muse
  • bipolar
  • astrological sign: leo
  • flower: oleander
  • bonus: yes, the oc.


french pull-apart monkey bread

he doesn't even go here.

  • pronouns: he/him
  • color: blood orange
  • strong masculine presence
  • his brain is broken but in a bad normal way
  • astrological sign: scorpio
  • flower: camellia sounds nice
  • bonus: it's michels all the way down.