- Main class
- Healing and support
TF2
Team Fortress 2 (TF2) is a multiplayer first-person shooter (fps) where you play as a member of the BLU team or the RED team as one of 9 different classes.
personal statistics
best moments
| Most points | 59 (as Medic) |
| Most kills | 18 (as Soldier) |
| Most assists | 27 (as Medic) |
| Most captures | 14 (as Heavy) |
| Most defenses | 4 (as Pyro) |
| Most damage | 5350 (as Engineer) |
| Most destruction | 9 (as Scout) |
| Most dominations | 5 (as Medic) |
| longest life | 25:28 |
| Most healing | 16852 (as Medic) |
| Most invulns | 13 (as Medic) |
| Most kills by sentry | 11 (as Engineer) |
| Most teleports | 52 (as Engineer) |
| Most headshots | 5 (as Sniper) |
| Most backstabs | 6 (as Spy) |
classes we play
Medic
Pyro
- Secondary class
- Ambush predator
Soldier
- For when no one's doing anything
- Thank you random crits
Engineer
- When there's too many medics
- Literal auto-aim
Scout
- For emergencies
- Pushes and caps
History
Quake is a fps game that came out in 1996. A mod for the game called Team Fortress was created that same year. The publisher, Valve, released a remake of the game as Team Fortress Classic. In 2007, the team published its sequel, Team Fortress 2, as part of the Orange Box compilation.
In May 2009, the fifth major content update, Sniper vs Spy, introduced hats, later generalized to cosmetic items. from there, things only got sillier...
Later that same year, the first Halloween event occurred! In 2010, the Horseless Headless Horsemann is introduced and the event is called Scream Fortress, and the year after introduces the giant eyeball Monoculus and Merasmus the Wizard in the classic Bombinomicon comic.
The Bombinomicon was not the first update comic, and it wouldn't be the last, but in August of 2013, a story comic series called Ring of Fired began. It, unfortunately, will never be completed. Comic #6, the Naked and the Dead, came out in January 2017 and there is no one left to finish it.
There have been whispers about #7, but we have no reason to hope.
our favorite weapons
MEDIC
long-distance romance
*blows you a kiss*
- weapon: Festive Crusader's Crossbow
- kills: 2239
- killstreaker: Hypno-Beam
- sheen: Mean Green
happy anniversary! 10/10/10
our love defies description
- weapon: Festivized Australium Medi-gun
- ubers: 5247
- kill assists: 10037
- killstreaker: Singularity
- sheen: Agonizing Emerald
pretty girl's pocket pistol
"if you're reading this, my boyfriend loves you <3"
- weapon: Strange Festivized Kritzkrieg
- ubers: 311
- kill assists: 777
- allied healing done: 92560
- killstreaker: Cerebral Discharge
- sheen: Agonizing Emerald
just a quickie
"keep safety in mind; it'll save your behind"
- weapon: Strange Festivized Quick-fix
- ubers: 1615
- kill assists: 3747
- killstreaker: Tornado
- sheen: Mean Green
kisses
"pucker up, buttercup!"
- weapon: strange civic duty mk. ii ubersaw
- kills: 1597
- killstreaker: Flames
- sheen: Mean Green
PYRO
flame thrower
Australian Festivized Professional Killstreak Bloom Buffed
- kills: 7842
- medics killed that have full ubercharge: 8
- killstreaks ended: 39
- player hits: 282326
- killstreaker: Flames
- sheen: Mean Green
SOLDIER
direct hit
professional killstreak
- killstreaker: Incinerator
- sheen: Deadly Daffodil
shotgun
spectacularly lethal gift wrapped
- kills: 345
SCOUT
scattergun
positively inhumane professional killstreak bonk varnished
- kills: 863
- damage dealt: 253744
- point blank kills: 33
- scouts killed: 176
- killstreaker: Incinerator
- sheen: Hot Rod
scattergun
pizza polished
the c.a.p.p.e.r
Cosmetics
MEDIC
love is blind
- hat: Halogen Headlamp
- unusual effect: Cloud 9
unusual gauzed gaze
- unusual effect: Green Confetti
- paint color: Indubitably Green
points hat
"i've scored a lot of points with this hat on"
- hat: Strange Gauzed Gaze
- points scored: 39407
- medics killed with full ubercharge: 2
- paint color: Team Spirit
legendary foppish physician
- points scored: 6003
- paint color: Operator's Overalls
- style: Epaulettes
- halloween effect: Voices From Below
