- main class
- healing and support
TF2
team fortress 2 (tf2) is a multiplayer first-person shooter (fps) where you play as a member of the BLU team or the RED team as one of 9 different classes.
personal statistics
best moments
most points | 59 (as Medic) |
most kills | 18 (as Soldier) |
most assists | 27 (as Medic) |
most captures | 14 (as Heavy) |
most defenses | 4 (as Pyro) |
most damage | 5350 (as Engineer) |
most destruction | 9 (as Scout) |
most dominations | 5 (as Medic) |
longest life | 25:28 |
most healing | 16852 (as Medic) |
most invulns | 13 (as Medic) |
most kills by sentry | 11 (as Engineer) |
most teleports | 52 (as Engineer) |
most headshots | 5 (as Sniper) |
most backstabs | 6 (as Spy) |
classes we play
Medic
Pyro
- secondary class
- ambush predator
Soldier
- for when no one's doing anything
- thank you random crits
Engineer
- when there's too many medics
- literal auto-aim
Scout
- for emergencies
- pushes and caps
our favorite weapons
MEDIC

long-distance romance
*blows you a kiss*
- weapon: festive crusader's crossbow
- kills: 2239
- killstreaker: hypno-beam
- sheen: mean green

happy anniversary! 10/10/10
our love defies description
- weapon: festivized australium medi-gun
- ubers: 5247
- kill assists: 10037
- killstreaker: singularity
- sheen: agonizing emerald

pretty girl's pocket pistol
"if you're reading this, my boyfriend loves you <3"
- weapon: strange festivized kritzkrieg
- ubers: 311
- kill assists: 777
- allied healing done: 92560
- killstreaker: cerebral discharge
- sheen: agonizing emerald

just a quickie
"keep safety in mind; it'll save your behind"
- weapon: strange festivized quick-fix
- ubers: 1615
- kill assists: 3747
- killstreaker: tornado
- sheen: mean green

kisses
"pucker up, buttercup!"
- weapon: strange civic duty mk. ii ubersaw
- kills: 1597
- killstreaker: flames
- sheen: mean green
PYRO

flame thrower
australian festivized professional killstreak bloom buffed
- kills: 7842
- medics killed that have full ubercharge: 8
- killstreaks ended: 39
- player hits: 282326
- killstreaker: flames
- sheen: mean green
SOLDIER

direct hit
professional killstreak
- killstreaker: incinerator
- sheen: deadly daffodil

shotgun
spectacularly lethal gift wrapped
- kills: 345
SCOUT

scattergun
positively inhumane professional killstreak bonk varnished
- kills: 863
- damage dealt: 253744
- point blank kills: 33
- scouts killed: 176
- killstreaker: incinerator
- sheen: hot rod

scattergun
pizza polished

the c.a.p.p.e.r
Cosmetics
MEDIC

love is blind
- hat: halogen headlamp
- unusual effect: cloud 9
unusual gauzed gaze
- unusual effect: green confetti
- paint color: indubitably green


points hat
"i've scored a lot of points with this hat on"
- hat: strange gauzed gaze
- points scored: 39407
- medics killed with full ubercharge: 2
- paint color: team spirit
legendary foppish physician
- points scored: 6003
- paint color: operator's overalls
- style: epaulettes
- halloween effect: voices from below
