- main class
- healing and support
TF2
team fortress 2 (tf2) is a multiplayer first-person shooter (fps) where you play as a member of the BLU team or the RED team as one of 9 different classes.
personal statistics
best moments
most points | 59 (as Medic) |
most kills | 18 (as Soldier) |
most assists | 27 (as Medic) |
most captures | 14 (as Heavy) |
most defenses | 4 (as Pyro) |
most damage | 5350 (as Engineer) |
most destruction | 9 (as Scout) |
most dominations | 5 (as Medic) |
longest life | 25:28 |
most healing | 16852 (as Medic) |
most invulns | 13 (as Medic) |
most kills by sentry | 11 (as Engineer) |
most teleports | 52 (as Engineer) |
most headshots | 5 (as Sniper) |
most backstabs | 6 (as Spy) |
classes we play
Medic
Pyro
- secondary class
- ambush predator
Soldier
- for when no one's doing anything
- thank you random crits
Engineer
- when there's too many medics
- literal auto-aim
Scout
- for emergencies
- pushes and caps
our favorite weapons
MEDIC
![a crossbow with a bell, holiday twinkle lights, and a ribbon](/shrines/images/tf2/festive-crossbow.png)
long-distance romance
*blows you a kiss*
- weapon: festive crusader's crossbow
- kills: 2239
- killstreaker: hypno-beam
- sheen: mean green
![a solid gold cylindrical beam emitter](/shrines/images/tf2/australium-medi-gun.png)
happy anniversary! 10/10/10
our love defies description
- weapon: festivized australium medi-gun
- ubers: 5247
- kill assists: 10037
- killstreaker: singularity
- sheen: agonizing emerald
![a black and red cylindrical beam emitter with holiday twinkle lights wrapped around it](/shrines/images/tf2/festivized-kritzkrieg.png)
pretty girl's pocket pistol
"if you're reading this, my boyfriend loves you <3"
- weapon: strange festivized kritzkrieg
- ubers: 311
- kill assists: 777
- allied healing done: 92560
- killstreaker: cerebral discharge
- sheen: agonizing emerald
![cylindrical beam emitter filled with red juice](/shrines/images/tf2/festivized-quick-fix.png)
just a quickie
"keep safety in mind; it'll save your behind"
- weapon: strange festivized quick-fix
- ubers: 1615
- kill assists: 3747
- killstreaker: tornado
- sheen: mean green
![a pretty bonesaw](/shrines/images/tf2/ubersaw.png)
kisses
"pucker up, buttercup!"
- weapon: strange civic duty mk. ii ubersaw
- kills: 1597
- killstreaker: flames
- sheen: mean green
PYRO
![a red flame thrower with a white flower pattern](/shrines/images/tf2/bloom-buffed-flame-thrower.png)
flame thrower
australian festivized professional killstreak bloom buffed
- kills: 7842
- medics killed that have full ubercharge: 8
- killstreaks ended: 39
- player hits: 282326
- killstreaker: flames
- sheen: mean green
SOLDIER
![a thin and compact rocket launcher](/shrines/images/tf2/direct-hit.png)
direct hit
professional killstreak
- killstreaker: incinerator
- sheen: deadly daffodil
![](/shrines/images/tf2/shotgun.png)
shotgun
spectacularly lethal gift wrapped
- kills: 345
SCOUT
![a double barreled hand gun with red and yellow BONK soda advertising](/shrines/images/tf2/scattergun.png)
scattergun
positively inhumane professional killstreak bonk varnished
- kills: 863
- damage dealt: 253744
- point blank kills: 33
- scouts killed: 176
- killstreaker: incinerator
- sheen: hot rod
![a yellow double barreled hand gun with a pizza topping pattern](/shrines/images/tf2/pizza-polished.png)
scattergun
pizza polished
![a futuristic pistol](/shrines/images/tf2/capper.png)
the c.a.p.p.e.r
Cosmetics
MEDIC
![three fluorescent lights glued to some wires that wrap around your head](/shrines/images/tf2/cosmetics/halogen-headlamp.png)
love is blind
- hat: halogen headlamp
- unusual effect: cloud 9
unusual gauzed gaze
- unusual effect: green confetti
- paint color: indubitably green
![green surgical mask and cap with microscopic goggles](/shrines/images/tf2/cosmetics/gauzed-gaze.png)
![red surgical mask and cap with microscopic goggles](/shrines/images/tf2/cosmetics/gauzed-gaze-team-spirit.png)
points hat
"i've scored a lot of points with this hat on"
- hat: strange gauzed gaze
- points scored: 39407
- medics killed with full ubercharge: 2
- paint color: team spirit
legendary foppish physician
- points scored: 6003
- paint color: operator's overalls
- style: epaulettes
- halloween effect: voices from below
![a jacket in the style of a pompous british person with epaulettes](/shrines/images/tf2/cosmetics/foppish-physician.png)