welcome to the twoniverse

half grimdark whump, half wholesome sugar sweet, the twoniverse is split right down the middle. on one side is patrice and pierre, and on the other side is buddy and bunny. these friendly freaks started out on red and blue teams, but now they're all working together on things like their animal crossing towns, sandcastles, and what you do after high school if you're a selkie who can't speak french.

sometimes patrice and pierre share a body, and sometimes buddy and bunny do, too, and sometimes there's actually four bodies running around. french or french canadian, beloved or belittled, codependent or... no, they're always codependent.

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a european pill-popping chainsmoking bisexual lunatic. full of anxiety and deep repressive instincts, patrice begs to have his existence minimized as much as it can without hurting those he loves. sometimes he fucks up.

another european pill-popping chainsmoking bisexual lunatic. bearing no intention to harm, he assumes he causes no harm. he's mostly right. sometimes he fucks up. he fights and loves harder than patrice, by necessity.

lost in the 2004 deviantart sauce. buddy is good at drawing chibis and swimming with his eyes closed in the pool. he's a chubby seal pup of a guy terrified by the enormity of his desires and is always prepared to lose.

has enough phone charms to whip christ. the only one of the four cool enough to have friends outside of their codependent circle. prone to breaking the rules. she's always brave and stubborn, by necessity.